上帝的故事<DIV class=tpc_content id=read_tpc><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: #660066"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">、</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">一个神父在打高尔夫球，一个修女在旁边观看，第一杆打偏了，神父骂道：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">“TMD</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">，打偏了！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">又打，神父又骂：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">“TMD</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">，又打偏了！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">修女说：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">你做为神父说脏话上帝要惩罚的。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">话音刚落，只听一个霹雷把修女给劈死了。神父纳闷了：为什么骂人的是我，为什么会劈死修女呢？这时只听天空传来上帝的声音：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">“TMD</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">，我也打偏了！</SPAN></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: #660066"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">” <BR><BR>2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">、信徒：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">万能的上帝啊，一万年对您来说是多长呢？</SPAN></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: #660066"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">上帝：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">我眨一下眼的功夫。</SPAN></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: #660066"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">信徒：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">那么</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">亿元钱呢？</SPAN></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: #660066"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">上帝：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">不过是我的一根头发而已。</SPAN></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: #660066"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">信徒：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">哦，慈悲的上帝啊，那就请您给我一根头发吧。</SPAN></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: #660066"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">上帝：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">没问题，等我眨一下眼之后给你。</SPAN></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: #660066"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">” <BR><BR>3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">、中日韩三国足球队主教练一起来到天堂，询问上帝各自的足球队什么时候才能得世界杯冠军，上帝说：韩国需要</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">50</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">年。韩国教练大哭起来：我是见不到了。上帝又说：日本需要</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">100</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">年。日本教练大哭起来：我是见不到了。中国教练连忙问：我们呢？上帝大哭起来：我是见不到了。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma"> </SPAN></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: #660066"><FONT size=5></FONT></SPAN></DIV>