20句经典的中国式英语

1．We two who and who？（咱俩谁跟谁啊？）<BR>2．How are you? How old are you?&nbsp;&nbsp;（怎么是你，怎么老是你？） 　&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>3．You don’t bird me，I don’t bird you.&nbsp;&nbsp;（你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>4．You have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers，together up！ （你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>5．If you have something to say，then say!If you have nothing to say,go home!&nbsp;&nbsp;（有事起奏，无事退朝。）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>6．You me you me.&nbsp;&nbsp;（彼此彼此。） 　　&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>7．You give me stop!&nbsp;&nbsp; （你给我站住！）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>8．Know is know， noknow is noknow.&nbsp;&nbsp; （知之为知之，不知为不知。）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>9．watch sister 　（表妹）<BR>10.Dragon borns dragon，chicken borns chicken，mouse’son can make hole! 　（龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>11．American Chinese not enough. 　（美中不足。）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>12．One car come， one car go，two car pengpeng，people die.&nbsp;&nbsp;（车祸现场描述）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>13．Heart flowers angry open. 　（心花怒放。）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>14．Go past， no mistake past. 　（走过路过，不要错过。）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>15．小明：I am sorry!&nbsp;&nbsp;老外：I am sorry， too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you <BR>sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five!&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>16．If you want money,I have no；if you want life,I have one!&nbsp;&nbsp;（要钱没有，要命一条。）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>17．I call Liu shuan zi. toyear 17. 　（我叫刘栓子，今年17。）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>18．You have two down son.&nbsp;&nbsp;（你有两下子。）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>19．As far as you go to die！&nbsp;&nbsp; （有多远，死多远！）&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>20．I give you face， you don’t wanna face，you lose face ,I turn my face. 　（给你脸，你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸。）&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<IMG id=paperPicArea1 style="DISPLAY: none; POSITION: relative" src="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone_v4/b.gif">

第二十句是郑智化的经典歌曲，唱了十多年真没想过是病句。

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